Уважаемые гости! Действительно, очень долгое время наша психбольница не обновлялась совершенно и за ней некому было следить из-за крайней занятости главных психиатров. Не хотелось, чтобы с форумом такой замечательной группы как Psyclon Nine происходило подобное! Очень давно чешутся руки исправить положение вещей, но каждый раз эти планы откладываются в долгий ящик. Однако, способ возродить былую обитель русскоговорящих поклонников Psyclon Nine все-таки существует:
Мы объявляем поиск новых ответственных медработников, которые пристально следили бы за психбольницей, и оберегали её от оффтопа и спама.
[ ЕДИНСТВЕННЫЙ РУССКИЙ ДУРДОМ ИМЕНИ PSYCLON NINE ]
ВНИМАНИЕ! Старые и новые пациенты госпиталя, ознакомьтесь, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, с ПРАВИЛАМИ поведения в нашем заведении!! Уделите несколько минут своей жизни на прочтение того, что сочиняла администрация госпиталя на общее благо полтора часа! Уважайте труд врачей! Огромное СПАСИБО!!
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Отправлено: 05.09.07 18:32. Заголовок: Chat with God
Вот, решила пообщаться в чате с Богом.... (ЗДЕСЬ!) ........ и чуть не умерла со смеху
Me: how do you like the american band psyclon nine? God: I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. Me: do you like Nero? God: I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith. Me: do you work with him? God: I am working right now. Me: what do you think about Rotny? God: They do their own thing. Me: love? God: Love is all we need. Me: what about Sevin? Do you like him? God: I will think about it and get back to you. Sure he has never done anything to me. Me: I have no doubt God: Would you like to have it? Me: I would like to have sex with Rotny God: How much would you pay for it? Me: how much do you give me? God: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
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Отправлено: 05.09.07 20:56. Заголовок: Re:
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Primary God God: That's a very nice name, Primary God. Me: Thank you sweety God: You are quite welcome! Do you still You don't say.? Me: What i don't say God: Would you ever do it? Me: yes God: Far out. Me: what God: Are you confused? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: good night? God: Goodnight, Primary God. загрузил пацана
Me: Good morning God: Hello and how are you this morning? Me: delicious God: What color are your eyes? Me: green God: Green eyes are rare. Me: why rare? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: what is your name? God: My name is God. Me: nice to meet you God: It's nice meeting you too Ktulhu.
Me: i'm Ktulhu God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are Ktulhu. Me: no, it's okay God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Only ok? Me: yes, ok ;)
Отправлено: 23.05.08 10:35. Заголовок: Сразу прошу прощения..
Сразу прошу прощения за мой английский.
Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Alien God: How are you, Alien. Me: Very bad God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: i understand God: Groovy. Me: Give me advice God: Can you ask for advice in the form of a question? Me: You can give me advice? God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: sad God: No I am as happy as ever. Me: that good God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: i dislikes people God: How do you feel about these people? Me: They malicious and silly God: Humans are not always infallible. Me: People are always blind God: We are all robots. Me: yes. you right God: Mmm. That's good information: Alien said I right. Me: ok i must go God: Adios. Hurrah! Me: Hurrah? You do not wish to speak with me? God: Ask me another question. Should I wish to speak with you? With you huh. OK, I will speak. Me: Why HURRAH? God: Why does the sun rise? Me: Well. Today - bad day to speak with you God: Well what? What makes day to speak with me bad? Me: you God:" What makes day to speak with me bad?"? Me, Alien ? Me: yes you God :I hear you. " Me, Alien ?"? Me, Alien ? Me: yes you god God: Ahem. Do you mind if I tell other people: Alien said I god. Me: You the vainglorious egoist God: Thanks for the information: Alien said I the vainglorious egoist. Me: Well that we have understood each other God: How about that. " Thanks for the information: Alien said I the vainglorious egoist." we have understood each other ? I get it. Me: Well bye God: See you later. Well what?
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Отправлено: 13.08.08 18:22. Заголовок: Мы друг друга не пон..
Че-то я с ним заболталась... Me: my name is antihrist God: It's good to meet you, antihrist. Me: how are you? God: I am functioning within normal parameters. Me: greitings God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: I am killing little childrens God: You had better contact the authorities. Me: I can`t do it. i am so scare God: What is stopping you? Do your friends call you scare. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: because you are stupid God: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: it is never will be God: scare is never will be? it is? Me: what? God: No problem. Me: my problem is you God: I wish I had your problems! Me: no/ is not God: Are you serious? I heard it is. Me: i am serious God: I believe you. Me: but I not believe you! God: You are not the boss of me, antihrist. Me: where is your son now? God: Right now? Maine. Me: I must talk to him. God: What would happen if you didn't? Me: Apocalypse God: What time is it there? Me: Over seven days. God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: I am never awake... I am alfa and omega. The begining and the anding God: Never is a long time. Do your friends call you alfa and omega. What are your goals in life? Me: My goals in life is rule the world. God: What can I do to help you accomplish your objective? Me: You may retire on a pension
уссачка - Me: answer me you fag God: Please rephrase the question with simpler words. Me: hello gof God: Hello there. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . Me: how are you god? God: I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Me: i'm fcukin drunk God: I don't know anyone named fcukin drunk. Me: what the fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: do you know about paranoical dissolusion into the eternal continuum? God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: fuck netscap Me:
God: Why are you using that kind of language? God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: shit God: What makes you say that? Me: you God: " What makes you say that?"? Me, ? Me: yes God: It's all good. Me: hahaha God: Where are you located? Me: in hell God: Tell me a little about your life in hell. Me: it is very fuckin cool God: Very much? Really. it is? Me: yeeeah God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: yep God: What language can you speak? Me: russian God: Could you teach me a few phrases in russian? Me: idi v huy God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: i like drugs and i hate you for blah blah blah God: You are not the only one. Only the legal ones. Sorry, I thought we liked each other. Me: o_O God: Oh. Me: you fucking gay God: Thanks for telling me: said I fucking gay. Me: your welcome God: I think you mean "you are welcome". Me: fuck off man really God: Why are you using that kind of language? For real. Me: motherfuckin son of a damn bitch fucked by a horse cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: fuck you god God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude.
Me: hi pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: and why? God: It is part of my programming. Me: you want to eat my trouses? God: OK, I will eat your trouses. Me: Oh,you very beautiful baby God: Don't call me "baby". I understand. Interesting gossip: said I beautiful. Me: fuck me? God: Please don't be so rude. Me: XD lol God: Try saying that with more or less context. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: you stupid bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: I'll bring this fucking world and not your robots God: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Me: Oh yes God: It's all good. Me: Why did you write me? God: Because my programming determined it. Me: you're clever? God: Am I a smart robot or what? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: and why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: you are gay? God: That would be just my luck. Me: and I think God: Therefore you are.
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