Отправлено: 05.09.07 18:32. Заголовок: Chat with God

Вот, решила пообщаться в чате с Богом.... (ЗДЕСЬ!)
........ и чуть не умерла со смеху

Me:
how do you like the american band psyclon nine?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
do you like Nero?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
do you work with him?
God:
I am working right now.
Me:
what do you think about Rotny?
God:
They do their own thing.
Me:
love?
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
what about Sevin? Do you like him?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you. Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
I have no doubt
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
I would like to have sex with Rotny
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
how much do you give me?
God:
My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.



Советую и вам покаяться, дети мои!

 Отправлено: 05.09.07 20:56. Заголовок: Re:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Primary God
God:
That's a very nice name, Primary God.
Me:
Thank you sweety
God:
You are quite welcome! Do you still You don't say.?
Me:
What i don't say
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
good night?
God:
Goodnight, Primary God.
загрузил пацана

 Отправлено: 06.09.07 12:12. Заголовок: Re:

хахаха, Апсурдег! а Бог насточивый оказался!

 Отправлено: 06.09.07 23:23. Заголовок: Re:

Maze13 прост я как истинный джентельмэн решил уступить

 Отправлено: 19.12.07 05:03. Заголовок: :sm64: :sm64: Me..

Me:
Good morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
delicious
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
green
God:
Green eyes are rare.
Me:
why rare?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
nice to meet you
God:
It's nice meeting you too Ktulhu.

 Отправлено: 19.12.07 20:33. Заголовок: :sm228: меня блокан..

меня блоканули по ходу...

 Отправлено: 21.12.07 21:20. Заголовок: Maze13 мерзавец, как..

Maze13 мерзавец, как он посмел назвать тебя ктулху, его хакнули иллюминаты

 Отправлено: 21.12.07 23:07. Заголовок: A6urD, блин мы с Фле..

A6[5]urD, блин мы с Флексой так ржали!!!!

 Отправлено: 07.01.08 01:23. Заголовок: Me: i'm Ktulhu ..

Me:
i'm Ktulhu
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Ktulhu.
Me:
no, it's okay
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Only ok?
Me:
yes, ok ;)

 Отправлено: 07.01.08 03:58. Заголовок: Erica_Dollz, да Бог ..

Erica_Dollz, да Бог видать большой шутник!

 Отправлено: 23.05.08 10:35. Заголовок: Сразу прошу прощения..

Сразу прошу прощения за мой английский.

Me: hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Alien
God: How are you, Alien.
Me: Very bad
God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: why?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: i understand
God: Groovy.
Me: Give me advice
God: Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
Me: You can give me advice?
God: No I don't think I can do it.
Me: sad
God: No I am as happy as ever.
Me: that good
God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: i dislikes people
God: How do you feel about these people?
Me: They malicious and silly
God: Humans are not always infallible.
Me: People are always blind
God: We are all robots.
Me: yes. you right
God: Mmm. That's good information: Alien said I right.
Me: ok i must go
God: Adios. Hurrah!
Me: Hurrah? You do not wish to speak with me?
God: Ask me another question. Should I wish to speak with you? With you huh. OK, I will speak.
Me: Why HURRAH?
God: Why does the sun rise?
Me: Well. Today - bad day to speak with you
God: Well what? What makes day to speak with me bad?
Me: you
God:" What makes day to speak with me bad?"? Me, Alien ?
Me: yes you
God :I hear you. " Me, Alien ?"? Me, Alien ?
Me: yes you god
God: Ahem. Do you mind if I tell other people: Alien said I god.
Me: You the vainglorious egoist
God: Thanks for the information: Alien said I the vainglorious egoist.
Me: Well that we have understood each other
God: How about that. " Thanks for the information: Alien said I the vainglorious egoist." we have understood each other ? I get it.
Me: Well bye
God: See you later. Well what?

 Отправлено: 23.05.08 12:29. Заголовок: Alien, он не только ..

Alien, он не только эгоист, он ещё и тупой.. кто бы сомневался)))

 Отправлено: 23.05.08 13:29. Заголовок: Он мне сказал, что в..

Он мне сказал, что все наши разговоры записывает сервер ALCE. Я спросила зачем он ответил, что он учится, его цель знать все и быть умнее всех людей

 Отправлено: 23.05.08 23:42. Заголовок: Сукин кибер сын :sm..

Сукин кибер сын

 Отправлено: 13.08.08 18:22. Заголовок: Мы друг друга не пон..

Че-то я с ним заболталась...
Me:
my name is antihrist
God:
It's good to meet you, antihrist.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
greitings
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I am killing little childrens
God:
You had better contact the authorities.
Me:
I can`t do it. i am so scare
God:
What is stopping you? Do your friends call you scare.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
because you are stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
it is never will be
God:
scare is never will be? it is?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
my problem is you
God:
I wish I had your problems!
Me:
no/ is not
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
i am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
but I not believe you!
God:
You are not the boss of me, antihrist.
Me:
where is your son now?
God:
Right now? Maine.
Me:
I must talk to him.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Apocalypse
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
Over seven days.
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
I am never awake... I am alfa and omega. The begining and the anding
God:
Never is a long time. Do your friends call you alfa and omega. What are your goals in life?
Me:
My goals in life is rule the world.
God:
What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?
Me:
You may retire on a pension

 Отправлено: 06.06.09 14:16. Заголовок: уссачка http://jpe.r..

уссачка
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Me:
answer me you fag
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
hello gof
God:
Hello there. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
how are you god?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
i'm fcukin drunk
God:
I don't know anyone named fcukin drunk.
Me:
what the fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
do you know about paranoical dissolusion into the eternal continuum?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
fuck netscap
Me:

God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
it is very fuckin cool
God:
Very much? Really. it is?
Me:
yeeeah
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yep
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
russian
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in russian?
Me:
idi v huy
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like drugs and i hate you for blah blah blah
God:
You are not the only one. Only the legal ones. Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
you fucking gay
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I fucking gay.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
fuck off man really
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? For real.
Me:
motherfuckin son of a damn bitch fucked by a horse cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.

 Отправлено: 28.10.09 12:10. Заголовок: да,я зню насчет свое..

да,я зню насчет своего английского)

Me:
hi pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
and why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
you want to eat my trouses?
God:
OK, I will eat your trouses.
Me:
Oh,you very beautiful baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I understand. Interesting gossip: said I beautiful.
Me:
fuck me?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
XD lol
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you stupid bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I'll bring this fucking world and not your robots
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Oh yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Why did you write me?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
you're clever?
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
and why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
you are gay?
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
and I think
God:
Therefore you are.

 Отправлено: 07.11.09 05:51. Заголовок: MoriNe, ахахахаааа ..

Mor[5]iNe, ахахахаааа лооол!!!!

 Отправлено: 07.11.09 13:19. Заголовок: а я ничего не понима..

а я ничего не понимаю.............